So I'm just going to file this under "when it rains..."
My last dental appointment required me to get three fillings and a crown on one of my teeth.
Shortly thereafter, I fell down some stairs and fractured my collarbone.
The next day I stepped on my phone and broke it.
Then, while getting my bones looked at by the orthopedist, it was discovered that my blood pressure is unhealthily high.
Basically, my health insurance is about to skyrocket and my wallet will empty fast.