|Personal Quote: Reality is just raw material.|
In Rubber...In Rubber (parody of "In Summer" from Frozen)In Rubber... by Taigan
[Ally] I'm guessing you don't have much... experience with bondage?
[Anne] Nope! But sometimes I like to close my eyes,
and imagine what it'll be like....
Clippers'll buzz, I'll shave myself down to peach fuzz
And it'll be swell when I'm all dressed up in rubber.
Cuffs on my hands, my ass in the air for all to tan.
My love life certainly won't be bland in rubber.
I'll finally have a sexy dom, blow away my mind.
And find out what exactly will fit in my behind!
And I can't wait to see, what my buddies all think of me.
Just imagine how much hotter I'll be in rubber.
[gagged] Ah eh, ah oo, uh ah ah ah ah ah oo
The metal and the lace are both so intense,
Put 'em together it just makes sense!
[gagged] Rrr Rah ah aht ah ah ah aht ah ah ah ah oo
It'll give me the sexiest feeling, I'll bet,
just put me in rubber and I'll simply — moan with happiness!
When life gets rough, I like to h
Mandy TG"Mandy, you can't go out you have to go to the prom!" I scream.Mandy TG by slyguy315
"Whatever, nobody cares about grade seven prom." She retorts. Then she slams the door and walks out
I fume for a bit before I stomp up to my room.
Then, I hear her stupid ringtone go off. If i listen to it for more than thirty seconds my head explodes, so I darted forward into her room and looked at the caller ID, wondering if I could just hang up.
It was her boyfreind, Max. I put on a falsetto voie and awnser.
"Hey pumpkin." I say.
"Hey cutie."He replies. "You ready to go out tonight for the prom?" He asks. I think fast, Mandy probably sais she would go with Max then ditched and forgot to tell him.
"Sure." I say, might as well humilate Mandy.
"Cool, I'll be there in five." He replies. I hang up and sit doen on Mandy's bed, facing the closet. I remember one time she yelled a certain outfit and it appered on her floor, then she put it on. I don't know how she did it so I decided to try it.
"Prom!" I yell. Then I hear a robo
BACKFIRE!!I was really debating whether or not I should mention this, but it's cringingly funny, despite my not coming out of it well AT ALL.
I listen to Hollywood Babble On, a thoroughly puerile show (probably one of the reasons it’s on my playlist) which is hosted by Ralph Garman and Kevin Smith. A little while back, a teacher of Garman’s kid was said to be in the audience and Garman joked that he’d better be on his best behaviour otherwise the teacher would call child protective services ‘round.
Smith’s jokingly sexual humour over the course of the show didn’t help out with this at all, AND it gave me an idea for a quick pin-up to draw….. which I did….. and which I thought, at the time, would be really funny to send to them….. which I did…. along with a gag about me drawing smutty comics…… which has come back to bite me…..
Oh, god, there isn’t a rock big enough for me to hide under.