|Personal Quote: Reality is just raw material.|
In Rubber...In Rubber (parody of "In Summer" from Frozen)In Rubber... by Taigan
[Ally] I'm guessing you don't have much... experience with bondage?
[Anne] Nope! But sometimes I like to close my eyes,
and imagine what it'll be like....
Clippers'll buzz, I'll shave myself down to peach fuzz
And it'll be swell when I'm all dressed up in rubber.
Cuffs on my hands, my ass in the air for all to tan.
My love life certainly won't be bland in rubber.
I'll finally have a sexy dom, blow away my mind.
And find out what exactly will fit in my behind!
And I can't wait to see, what my buddies all think of me.
Just imagine how much hotter I'll be in rubber.
[gagged] Ah eh, ah oo, uh ah ah ah ah ah oo
The metal and the lace are both so intense,
Put 'em together it just makes sense!
[gagged] Rrr Rah ah aht ah ah ah aht ah ah ah ah oo
It'll give me the sexiest feeling, I'll bet,
just put me in rubber and I'll simply — moan with happiness!
When life gets rough, I like to h
BACKFIRE!!I was really debating whether or not I should mention this, but it's cringingly funny, despite my not coming out of it well AT ALL.jollyjack
I listen to Hollywood Babble On, a thoroughly puerile show (probably one of the reasons it’s on my playlist) which is hosted by Ralph Garman and Kevin Smith. A little while back, a teacher of Garman’s kid was said to be in the audience and Garman joked that he’d better be on his best behaviour otherwise the teacher would call child protective services ‘round.
Smith’s jokingly sexual humour over the course of the show didn’t help out with this at all, AND it gave me an idea for a quick pin-up to draw….. which I did….. and which I thought, at the time, would be really funny to send to them….. which I did…. along with a gag about me drawing smutty comics…… which has come back to bite me…..
Oh, god, there isn’t a rock big enough for me to hide under.